Because the silence isn’t deafening enough, it’s Too Long Didn’t Watch WrestleMania 36 part 2.

• Corey Graves is wearing your grandma’s couch
• The epic pirate intro became self aware

• Gronkowski is dressed in prime 80s movie douche

• Rhea Ripley tries her best to pop Charlotte’s implants
• Charlotte wins because she’s Charlotte
• Big Show is about to do something almost as embarrassing as when they had him cry on weekly tv

• Aleister Black shows up looking like homeless Super Shredder
• Bobby Lashley continues to show the personality of a cardboard cutout of himself

• Lashley finally gets that stupid look knocked off his face
• Chris Farley with mange beats up the lead singer of a Guns N’ Roses cover band

• This new live action Beauty and The Beast took some chances

• WWE reminds you what crowds look like
• Old Man Edge makes an appearance

• Randy Orton does his best Sid impersonation
• Unintentional Chris Benoit reference
• Orton and Edge give us a tour of the Performance Center
• Edge tries to kill Orton, then immediately feels bad about it
• WWE doesn’t know how social distancing works

• Gronk wins the 24/7 belt because gravity
• Street Profits beat a makeshift team then are saved by Hair Whip
• Titus O’Neil reminds us he still has a job

• The Firefly Funhouse happens for anyone who thought the Boneyard Match wasn’t crazy enough.

• John Cena acts in his second worst movie ever. We’ve all seen 12 Rounds.
• Never seen someone win an acid trip before.
• Titus O’Neil speaks for all of us

• Brock Lesnar and Drew McIntyre’s video package lasted longer than the match.
• And was more entertaining.