It’s that time again where I just blatantly make stuff up for no real reason. Join me.

• If Chilly McFreeze is any indication, there’s a 80% chance that that The Rock was almost named Rocky Pebbles.
• Samoa Joe is a much better choice than their first pick, Puerto Rico Dave.
• The richest man in wrestling is WWE’s announce table supplier.
• Andy Kaufman is just pulling the ultimate swerve.

• The first crotchety old veteran appeared the first time those “damn kids” wrestled in ring instead of the concrete floor like a man.
• Brock Lesnar has made more money doing nothing than Drake Maverick ever will for doing something.