Eric Bischoff is in charge, kinda, maybe. Anyway, here’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch.

• Nothing beats replays of sparks

• Another multiple person segment where Shane McMahon is the biggest star
• The Vegan Avengers aren’t happy at all

• R Truth reminds everyone of the only reason most people are watching
• Mean girl and friend of mean girl beat hugging girl
• The debut of Make a Difference Ali?

• Samoa Joe lines up perfectly to be the next guy to lose to Kofi Kingston
• Apollo Crews does what Apollo Crews does best: lose
• Women’s match #2
• Shelton Benjamin still works for WWE. Who knew?
• Two guys who can’t get along lose to two guys who can, news at 11