Because they’re gonna keep doing it every Monday until the end of time, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch.

• Braun Strowman destroys more equipment…and Bobby Lashley. The equipment will be missed.
• Tag team match becomes six man tag. Of course.
• Samoa Joe beats the champion when it doesn’t matter.
• WWE is calling people up so quick, they’re gonna debut on RAW before they’re signed to NXT.

• A wild Undertaker appears and scares off fellow elderly man.
• 2 out of 3 falls matches are all the rage. So are rematches. Yay!
• Maria and Mike Kanellis are still alive, it seems.
• Becky Lynch defeats Mike Kanellis in a mixed tag match. Read that sentence again.

• Mean Girl Alexa Bliss gets called out on it again. This is a repeat of the last few weeks.
• Ricochet defeats AJ Styles, surprisingly.
• The (don’t say Bullet) Club is back together in WWE. Gallows and Anderson delay their call to Cody Rhodes by one week.