Because Shane McMahon can’t watch himself, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch.

• Welcome to ShaneDown Live
• Just like his WWE career,Dolph Ziggler doesn’t know when to quit
• New Day #2 and 3 defeat the Vegan Experience
• Heavy Machinery and New Day #2 and 3 over Vegan Experience and Ugly Edge & Christian

• Alexa Bliss blah blah another title shot because even pay per views are pointless anymore
• Miz vs. Elias 2 out of 3 falls match because it’s 1994
• Elias wins because Shane McMahon is the only star in WWE anymore

• Finn Balor says stuff and Nakamura spotted in the wild
• Nikki Cross, Bayley, exactly what you think
• Something no one cares about
• R Truth continues to be the only thing on this show that makes sense
• Aleister Black realizes no one wants to be around him
• Dolph Ziggler loses to Kofi Kingston in new way.

• The second 2 out of 3 falls match of THIS SHOW
• Writers presumably taken out back and shot