Here’s one thing Shane McMahon hasn’t taken over, it’s Too Long: Didn’t Watch.

• Apparently there’s a pay per view this Sunday. Who knew?
• Dolph Ziggler beats New Day member #3
• The WWE pretends Baron Corbin’s popular
• Alexa Bliss acts like that girl in high school who “hated” drama
• Apollo Crews is still employed by WWE
• Heavy Machinery beat The “Hey, We’re Still Here Somehow” Team
• The King of Chairs returns for no real reason
• Shane McMahon is here because he’s the only star that matters anymore
• The Iiconics’ excuse for not defending their titles is they’re doing the exact same job as everyone else. Alright
• Team Shane win another match because it wasn’t in a locker room
• Smackdown reminds you of the Bray Wyatt thing that was on literally last night
• Seth Rollins and Kofi Kingston beat the Canada Buddies in a match that surprised no one while Paul Heyman somehow still did more than Brock Lesnar